I played in a ‘tweener’ league. We didn’t make any money but scouts were always there. A couple of guys got signed. Not me. I think it might have been because I couldn’t hit and had a very weak throwing arm. Not good stuff for a catcher. I had so much fun playing baseball from … More Strike Three!!! Yer’ Out!!!
I have been called out by a few fellow comedians for opening some of my blogs with a ‘stock’ joke. One that no one remembers who originally wrote it. They are correct, however I see nothing wrong with that. If I know who wrote it, I always give them credit. This is not live comedy, … More This Blog Is Funny!!!
I’m so excited to be going to the Super Bowl this year! I’ve never been, so I can’t wait! Ok, so it will be at my brother in law’s new house, but he has a huge TV and there will be lots of great food. We’re getting down to the nitty gritty of the NFL … More I’m Going To The Super Bowl!!!
I’m so disappointed. I got all excited to learn that Jerry Day is August 4th this year! I know! Then I find out that it is just to celebrate Jerry Garcia! The guy already has ice cream named after him, so they really want to rub salt in that open wound? Sure, Jerry Garcia was … More It’s Jerry Day!!!! What??? That’s Not Fair!!!!
There’s really no need for a wall to protect our borders. In fact, the real answer is so obvious and simple. Fill the line of demarcation with border collies. Duh, they’re already trained. You’re welcome. Look, I don’t think the wall is really a bad idea. We need to protect the border in some way … More Don’t Build The Wall!!!!
When I got the mail yesterday, I inadvertently put the water bill on the electric bill. Needless to say, I was shocked. (Insert rim shot) I love the fact that you can pay a set utility payment year round. I only do it for electricity because I use an electric fireplace in the winter and … More That’s Shocking!!!!
I have so many seizures that I got a job at Home Depot mixing paint. Anyone with a chronic condition must be able to laugh about it once in a while or it will get to you. My condition causes short term memory loss. Every time we pick out a movie to watch, I pick … More I Got The Job!!!!