Is it just me or does anyone else think the North Korean dictator looks a lot like Tatoo from Fantasy Island? That might explain his hostility. He always wanted to be the star of the show. He always called Mr. Roark, played by Ricardo Montalbán. Even in the picture above, Herve Villechaize demanded placement above … More Kim Jong Un – Former TV Star???
I'm convinced that Elvis Presley is channeling through me but only in the shower or car. I crack myself up when I'm in the shower and absolutely nailing a song. Then while still singing I step out of the shower and then wow, I'm the worst singer ever. I don't know why the acoustics are … More I Can Sing!!!
Whenever I look at a directory at a mall or theme park and there's a dot and a blurb saying "You are here", it makes me nervous. Are they following me? I have the worlds worst sense of direction. Seriously. I've become lost so many times, even just going to the grocery store a few … More How Do You Know???
The crackdown on the release of classified information is really getting tough. Yesterday a guy in the NSA was charged with treason when he told a coworker that he needed to take a leak. I do hope that the people who have committed felonies and perhaps treason are prosecuted and sentenced appropriately. These people did … More More Leaks!!
There are some things that I just don’t understand. Why does Cupid represent love? The last thing I would ever want is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. We’ve all seen the pictures on Valentines Day. Little Cupid with his bow drawn and ready to fire at someone’s heart. Cheeseburgers and … More I Think I Love You – Ouch!!!
A guy sold bagels at a stand for 50 cents. Every day a runner passed by and put 50 cents into the bucket without taking a bagel. One day the owner joined him. The runner said, "You want to know why I always put money in and never take a bagel?" "No, I just want … More Running for Bagels???
I think if I were a hummingbird I would become a thief. I could move so quickly that no one could catch me. If I were stealing alone, I would take only trinkets off of porches. What else could I carry? I'm a hummingbird! Thats how I would begin my life of crime. I would … More Hummingbird Gangsters!!!