I think it’s ridiculous to say “slower than molasses’ too much. It messes with the space time continuum. That’s so stupid. You don’t want to be playing around with something only Doc Brown understands. If so many things are slower than molasses, that means molasses is one of the fastest substances on the planet. It’s … More You’re Slower Than Molasses!!!
If seems that I Hear so many people say ‘walla’! If I attemp to correct them, they get a little testy. What can I say? I’ve spent a lot of time in France and they do pronounce the word with a soft ‘v’. I take no pleasure in correcting them accept to run around the … More Walla or Voilà?????
I used to have a therapist that went to sleep during one of our sessions. I don’t blame him because we all know how I can drone on and on. It was a little unprofessional, I think. So I politely asked him which professional therapist he talks to and then switched to that lady. I … More I Don’t Want To Talk With YOU!!!!
I’m told that we only use 10% of our brain. I don’t believe it. Only geniuses are able to utilize some of the other 90%. Why don’t they have the ability to switch back-and-forth between really smart and stupid so they can communicate better with the rest of us? Let’s explore this 10% theory. Why … More Ow!! My brain is overheating!!!
In Utah, which is where I live, there are fireworks throughout the entire month of July. Our dogs are really afraid of the sound of these stupid things. They feel the need to celebrate pioneer day on July 24. But people shoot off fireworks all month long. This year, I think I will put the … More Stop Scaring My Dogs!!!
This is what I call myself every time I pour a cup of coffee and try to carry it over to the couch to enjoy it. If I try to take a full cup with the way I shake it never gets there. It’s spills all over everything. So I always take a half a … More I Said Only A Half A Cup, Moron!!!!
We have 1,326 magnets on our refrigerator. And we don’t even have kids! We have grandkids but their pictures are all in frames so why in the world do we need so many magnets? The truth is we don’t and it’s really quite stupid. I just get the things in the mail or in a … More I Can’t Fit Anymore!!!