I try really hard to practice tolerance. To keep an open mind and not judge anyone. Except for Patriot and Dodger fans. Ya’ll are just sick in the head and I’m obligated to despise you. I think it’s not possible to eliminate judging others, no matter how hard we might try. As I see it, … More Don’t Judge Me!!!!
I think I’ll run for president in 2020. I’m just as qualified as any of the front runners in any party. I made $1.2B last year and got a tax refund, been married 4 times. I’ve sent thousands of emails from my private server and I have an uncle who lives in Moscow, Idaho. I’m … More Here’s Your Stupid Taxes!!!
I sometimes pretend I believe in reincarnation. Please, no offense to those who do. I only use it if I’m sensing a fight is in the works. I don’t fight, so the best I can do is tell them, “You just wait! When I die, I’m coming back as Bruce Willis. Then you’ll pay!” I … More I’m Coming Back To Get You!!!
Words never heard, anywhere: I can’t wait for the next Steve Guttenberg movie! Ok, that’s mean and it’s not his fault. In fact and more to the point, he’s not a good actor, but he ended up landing quite a few juicy movie gigs. That’s great marketing on his or his agent’s part. I’m really … More You Can’t Say That!!!
My Mom was a very special person. One of those people who are willing to sacrifice most anything for her children. The kind of Mom who was there for you no matter what. We could always talk to her and she would listen, even if she may not have the answer. She was always available. … More Happy Mothers Day!!
I was talking to Heather about the tariffs on Chinese products last night. When I was finished, her only response was, “Does this mean we’ll have to pay more for Chinese food?” She’s just a tad sarcastic. Ordering Chinese food for delivery is tricky business. One small mistake and you will have spent 40 bucks … More No Substitutions!!!
A 9 year old boy was hungry for McDonald’s. He was home alone, so he called 911. The dispatcher sent a cop to check on the kid. Along the way, the officer stopped at McDonald’s and bought the kid lunch. I think I’m going to call today and tell them that I’m hankerin’ for Ruth’s … More It Happened Again?? This Is Ridiculous!!!