My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn’t pay, he gave me six more months. ~ Henny Youngman I have recently started to manage Heather’s comedy careeer.￼ She did a show recently and since it was a benefit, we offered to do it for free. The guy called and demanded that we … More I Hate Chasing Money!!!
Yesterday my wife and I decided to swap cell phones. Mine was larger than hers, being an iPhone 8 S and hers being an iPhone X. it was easy to switch the Sim cards but during the ￼back up and restore process I was as confused as Kanye West searching for an identity. The whole … More I Can’t Back Up!!!
A few days ago someone said to me that it’s time to pay the fiddler. What the heck does that mean? Do the majority of people ever really hire a fiddler? That makes no sense. Now if he had said pay the harpist, that makes sense because most of us hire harpists now and then. … More Why Do I Have To Pay???
These black Friday commercials from auto dealerships really crack me up. I know there are some but seriously, who gets a car for Christmas? So many of the stores have been advertising black Friday deals for weeks. The reason it is called Black Friday is because that is the day that many retailers move their … More It’s A Brand New Car!!
I’ve heard so many people use the phrase, “I greased the wheels a little bit.” So they are referring to giving somebody some money for special treatment￼￼. I think this is stupid. They say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so I think that means you should just make tons of noise and be obnoxious … More Grease Those Wheels!!!
The worst job I ever had was working on the Paramount Studio lot￼. I and three other guys were commissioned￼ to remove the insulation off of three giant boilers. There are no windows in that place a and we weren’t given masks to wear And it turns out it was all asbestos, which we breathed … More I Can’t Breathe!!!
I think the only thing aside from my wife I absolutely could not live without is my cell phone. ￼ I think many people are that way. For example, last week I couldn’t find it so I had to take drastic action. I stole my neighbors phone. Now he’ll probably pay it forward and steal … More I Can’t Find My Phones!!!