I’m Going Nuts!!!

Now that our kids are grown and two of them have children, I like to mess with them from time to time. I never tell them what we’re sending the kids on their birthdays and I sometimes can’t resist the urge to buy them something loud and obnoxious. Justice. Heh, heh, heh.  When two of … More I’m Going Nuts!!!

Amazing Diet!!!

I’m dieting right now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You can’t seem to eat enough on just one. My doctor is crazy. He wants me to get down to my original weight but that’s 6 pounds and 2 ounces.  I know, I know, diets don’t work. It will hopefully become a lifestyle but for now … More Amazing Diet!!!

Hooker? Seriously???

In a church bulletin: Weight Watchers meeting at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance. People obviously make mistakes, but none as scrutinized as those printed in a church bulletin. Secretaries proof read the bulletins, but it’s not a fool proof system. The spoken word can get just as messy. One … More Hooker? Seriously???