All of my keyboards are messed up this morning. I know it’s true because they keep misspelling words! I know! Frustrating. There are so many keyboards available now but they are all flawed. I’m a writer. I have to have a keyboard that works properly. If not, I look like absolute moron. I paid attention … More Stupid Keyboard! It’s Broken !!!!
I was in a store recently and asked the manager if they were in need of more associates. She said, “No, I’m afraid we have all of the people we need right now.” I said, “Ok, I understand. In that case, could you get one of them to HELP ME???” I know that some people … More Somebody Help Me!!!!!
Heather and I attended a baby shower. I don’t think babies should take showers. They should only take a bath. It’s too dangerous. They can’t even stand up! They could fall and hurt themselves. Plus, how can they play with bath toys in a shower? The new trend is a baby shower for couples. I … More A Baby Shower? Really???
I was using Google Earth to find places where I used to live. That was fun. Then I decided to check our current house. We’ve lived here for nearly four years and it shows a vacant lot! I know! I freaked out and ran outside to be sure the house was still there. I thought … More I’m Invisible!!!!!
Why are they called ‘convenience stores’? They don’t sell everything you need. That’s not very convenient. Yesterday I wanted to get some wicker patio furniture because we were going to have a fire on the patio. It was 1 am so I went to 7-11. They had nothing! I know! I’m writing a letter. In … More What Do You Mean You Don’t Have It?????
I woke up this morning and the back door was open. My Apple Watch and Mac Book aren’t here. Neither is my drone. I know! I remember checking all of the doors before bed and… Wait, I was distracted by something shiny and I never owned any of those items. Bad dream. As you were. … More Home Invasion!!!
I once got a post card from my estranged wife, letting me know that she was having a great time on vacation in Mexico with her new boyfriend. I sent back one that read, “I’m happy you’re having such a good time. It will really ease the pain of your house burning down.” Heh, heh, … More I’ll Get Even With You If It’s The Last Thing I Ever Do!!!