I’m going to vote on my own personal tax reform. No bill, just debate and a vote. I hope I can get it done before the end of the year. It sort of goes like this: I’m not going to pay them anymore. I’m pretty sure it will boost my economy. I’ve had plenty of … More I Can’t Pay My Taxes!
A cop pulled a car over and found only a teenaged boy. The cop said, “What the heck are you doing? You were weaving all over the road!” The kid said, “I’m sorry, I’m learning how to drive.” “Without an instructor??” “Its ok, officer. It’s an online course.” I remember learning to drive. I already … More I Don’t Know What I’m Doing!!!
I was always late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some Ambien. I finally slept well and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some Ambien and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you yesterday”? Fatigue is an enemy … More I Can’t Remember!!!
John Sebenius was the greatest man I ever knew. I first met Dad, which is what I and many others called him, when I was 12. His son and my brother, Frank, were best friends. I also had a crush on his older sister, whom I later married. Shortly after we met, I was watching … More The Greatest Man I Ever Knew – A Tribute to John Sebenius
For me, consciousness is the irritating time between my naps. I love naps. Seriously, if I could sleep all day, I would have no problem with that at all. Sure, many might call me lazy but I don’t care. I read something once that really helped me; “What someone else thinks of you is none … More Don’t Wake Me!!!
Does anyone know of a diet plan where you can eat all of the holiday leftovers so you’re not throwing out good food and at the same time lose two pounds a day? I’m uh, asking for a friend. I lost about seven pounds before Thanksgiving and gained it back. Ugh! I’m sure that happens … More It’s Here!! Today’s The Day!!!
I think it would be funny if a big box store attracted huge crowds from a black Friday ad but there was fine print saying that they actually had none of the items in stock. Sure there would be bloodshed but it would still be funny. I’m always amazed at the number of people who … More We Don’t Have Any!!!