Many people talk about global warming, now others are convinced that we are headed toward another Ice Age. Come on guys, let’s all get on the same page. In the meantime, I’m going to put some icy hot cream on my brain and think about this. Some people don’t believe in either global warming or … More Hot Or Cold? You’re Driving Me Nuts!!!
Last￼ night a trick-or-treater came to our door and I swear she was about 72 1/2 years old. I was mad. “Trick-or-treating is for kids, lady”, I said. I really ripped her a new one. she began to cry. Just then a much younger woman came running to the door, saying “You jerk, she’s only … More Who Are You???
I feel completely responsible for the plague. Yes the black plague. Now that we know what time travel is possible after so many movies have proved it, I could’ve gone back in time and killed the source of the plague just as it was beginning. Curse you Doc Brown! Wait a minute! There’s still time! … More Avoid It Like The Plague!!!
In my business we prefer to be paid by cash. However, some clubowners prefer to pay by check. So many times I have heard them say, “I’ll cut a check for you.“ I don’t need a check cut in half. Even if I tape it together it’s still gonna look suspicious. I don’t need that … More Don’t Destroy My Check!!!
My wife bought me a new coat for this winter and told me it was reversible. I tried reversing it once but it’s just too hard to try to zip up the back instead of the front. There are a couple of reversible items that I like. I really do have a reversible coat but … More That Coat Is Hideous!!!
Yesterday I pitched a new TV show to the folks at NBC. They were very intrigued because they kept looking at each other. My idea is to have six 20 somethings who live in two apartments right across from each other. Each would be quirky in their own lovable way. They went for it because … More New TV Show!!!
Recently, someone told me to check my ego at the door. Now I can’t remember where I checked it. Is it possible for someone to steal it? It’s awful being without my ego. I’m unable to brag, judge others and act as though I’m superior to everyone around me! How will I ever get by? … More Leave Your Ego At The Door!!!