I have a great idea! in baseball, why not combine the designated hitter and the designated driver? The DH could drive all of the drunk people home. Win – win! The day after the World Series and the Super Bowl are the two most depressing days of the year for me. I guess after the … More It’s Over??? It Can’t Be!!!
I absolutely love baseball. Last night’s game was almost too much. Everyone was exhausted. 18 innings and more than 7 hours. I didn’t want to turn it off so each time Heather asked, “Is it over yet?” I said,”No honey, they had to start over. Go back to sleep.” I think last night’s game was … More Over Seven Hours??? Are You Kidding Me???
I saw a couple arguing. She said, “I’m really getting tired of hearing about your promotion. I’m proud of you but the grocery store has a VP of peas.” He put his cell phone on speaker and called the store. He said “I’d like to speak with the VP of peas.” The person said,”Fresh or … More Seriously??? In A Grocery Store???
I am absolutely certain that my dogs can understand English perfectly and are using their clever ‘doggy’ language to plot the overthrow of our household government. They want more meat content in their Iams. I need to let Heather, our leader, know at once! I don’t think they’ve thought this through. First of all, they’re … More Do They Really Think They Can Get Away With It???
My son is the pastor of a church in Mississippi. A visitor approached him and asked my son to pray for his hearing. After prayer, my son asked him if his hearing was better. “I don’t know”, the guy said, “The hearing is on Tuesday.” Slight miscommunication there, eh? Certainly not on the part of … More How Is That Supposed To Help Me???
When my little brother was really young, my mom told us that since he was getting bigger now, we were going to need to move to a different house. I said, “I don’t know if that’s a good idea. He’s crawling pretty fast now, he’ll probably follow us.” Last week, although the circumstances were far … More He’s Following Us! I Know It!!!
My Mom was a very special person. One of those people who are willing to sacrifice most anything for her children. The kind of Mom who was there for you no matter what. We could always talk to her and she would listen, even if she may not have the answer. She was always available. … More Faye Mabbott – A Tribute To My Mom