Yesterday I watched the movie splash. It was as funny as ever. I have an affinity for that movie because every time I watch it it reminds me of the time when I too, dated a mermaid. It was great except I absolutely refused to live in the water with her. She could easily live … More She Made A Splash!!!
I am at my very best when I have no competition I know that people say winning and losing any kind of a situation builds character, but I think it’s better if you win every single time. Who wants to lose? I’ll tell you who, losers like to lose every once in a while. I … More What A Loser!!!!
If I was king of the world I would proclaim that Leonardo DiCaprio must stop saying that he is the king of the world. It gets too confusing. I say it, he says it, then I say it… it’s already giving me a headache. So we must go through the painstaking process of recalling and … More I’m King Of The World!!!
We found nothing on Mars except some dirt with some bones in it and about 1 billion candy bar wrappers. This implicates the Mars rover. I knew there was someone in that thing, someone apparently with a giant sweet tooth. I wonder what the fine would be littering on Mars? Let’s see, I know that … More Stop Littering!!!
I’m only certain times one thing in my life. And that is when I call someone who needs to use a computer to give me what I need, and that computer is running slow the person will, without a doubt, make noises like. “Do to do to do.” It’s not unusual, in fact I do … More Hang On A Minute!!!!!!
Several years ago, Heather broke her elbow and they had to put a plate in there in order to heal properly and then protect in the future. Poor baby, now she has to walk around all day with a saucer under her skin. The only time it comes in handy is when she’s with her … More I Have A Plate In My Head!!!
Yesterday I was at a coffee shop and two guys in front of me were arguing about whether coffee came from a bean or a fruit. I settled the argument with in seconds. I asked, “When was the last time you ate some fruit and went for a walk doing mach II?” Why is it … More Coffee – Bean Or Fruit???