The last time we checked into a hotel, the desk clerk asked us if we wanted smoking or non-smoking. Fair question. I said smoking. Then she went on a rant about how horrible it is for your health and well-being. She had no idea that I wasn’t talking about cigarettes. I brought along my new … More I’m Not A Smoker!!
We recently started watching the TV series Breaking bad. The wardrobe department had it pretty easy with Bryan Cranston. He spent at least 75% of the time in his tightly whiteys￼￼￼. It makes me wonder if the dude just doesn’t like wearing pants. I don’t either, but at least I wear boxers.￼ We really love … More Bad Break!!!
Ya’ll know that certain words and phrases turn me into a crazed lunatic which isn’t too far off a stretch. Today’s phrase is “end of story”. Although it is a classic way to end an argument, I think it only works for women. “Whatever” is also a good one. my dad had the best one. … More End of story!!!
I hate falling down the stairs. I guess I’m supposed to dislike that￼. ￼What would it mean if I really liked it? it’s not so much the falling that hurts so bad, it’s mainly when you hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs. So I think from now on I’m going to fall … More Look Out Below!!!
Well, Thanksgiving is over. Now it’s time to start thinking about Christmas. I’m proud of myself for not getting stuffed yesterday. Instead, the turkey got stuffed.￼ I ate a little bit of everything which of course is still a bigger meal then I normally eat so I was full￼￼. So today, to offset the increase … More Let The Festivities Begin!!
Sports announcers sometimes drive me nuts. For example, they might say something like, “￼He’s really not been performing well of late”￼ can you just say lately? Well I really shouldn’t be too tough on them. After all, they’ve had to overcome a lot of adversity to get that job. Seriously, if I hear one more … More I Hate Clichés!!!
My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn’t pay, he gave me six more months. ~ Henny Youngman I have recently started to manage Heather’s comedy careeer.￼ She did a show recently and since it was a benefit, we offered to do it for free. The guy called and demanded that we … More I Hate Chasing Money!!!