I’ve heard so many people say, “I can to trust him as far as I can throw him.” This is ridiculous. Why would you want to throw someone to determine their level of trust? I know one thing for sure. If someone three me, I don’t think I would never trust them again. I just … More I Don’t Trust You!!!
My neighbor and I get together several times each week to solve some of the world’s most unanswered questions. Which ones? Mostly the ones he conjures up in his head. Even though he’s actually as crazy as a mime performing for the blind, I love him so I play along. His latest? Why are humans … More I’m So Bewildered!!!
Almost everyone I know absolutely loves the terminator movies. However, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger was completely out of his mind. In fact, even the director and writer we’re clearly advocateing reincarnation. He was saying that he would come back as Johann Sebastian Bach. No matter how I try to look at it, I just can’t … More You’re Terminated And You Won’t Be Bach!!!
I recently watched Forrest Gump again. That makes 1325×3 times. The story basically goes that Gump finds a pretty girl, beats the tar out of anyone who touches her and ends up with the pretty girl at the end of the movie. I wish I had known that would work when I was young. Other … More Forrest Gump to the rescue!!!
Baseball players use bats to hit the ball and the those bats are really made of wood. I think they should use real bats. Sorry PETA, It just makes sense to me. I know it would be much more difficult to hit a home run, but I’ve always heard the game is not really about … More Bats In My Belfry???
Recently. All the coffee I’ve had is decaf. What’s the point? Coffee is supposed to wake you up. Decaf forces you to pretend. To trick your mind. I don’t need to trick my mind. It gets upset when I do it. My mind is still upset about the whole Santa Claus thing. It’s really ticked … More Only Decaf???
I just got home from the hospital (I don’t know why we say ‘the hospital’. I’m pretty sure there’s more than one.) I was there for eight days. What kind of hospital? Well let’s just say that they don’t let you use your cell phone and keep all sharp objects away from you. Yes, that … More Apologies For My Reticence