My number one goal is to be the first man ever to walk on the sun. I’m serious, if NASA ever puts together that kind of a journey, I’m in! Yeah, I know it’s hot but it can’t be harder than Tucson Arizona in July. Besides, at my age I really enjoy the heat more … More I’m Walking On The Sun!!!
I love it when someone is being interrogated by the police and 3/4 of the way into the interview the officer asks a question and the person says, “honestly?” That just doesn’t look good. It means that everything you’ve said up until then may have been a lie. Not smart. Instead, maybe you could say, … More To Be Honest…
There are many types of milk. I happen to be a big fan of it. I know people say that dairy is bad for you, but I don’t care. I love that stuff. The best kind of milk is cereal milk. It is just so good. Heather won’t let me drink it out of the … More Don’t Drink The Milk!!!
Whenever someone says, “we had ribs last night and they were awesome. The meat fell right off the bone.” Guess what? The meat is supposed to fall off the bone. I have never yet heard someone say, “We had ribs last night and they were awesome. Except I couldn’t get any meat off the bone. … More Stop Ribbing Me!!!
I wonder if Bobby McFerrin is still happy after he turned out to be a one hit wonder. Seriously? I’m supposed to be happy if I am so far late on my rent that the landlord is going to sue me, I don’t think I’m going to be very happy. How in the world are … More Worry A Little. Life Ain’t Happy All Of The Time!!
I’m at my best when the sun rises at 6:35 and sets at 8:28. Wait a minute, that’s today! This is awesome! It only happens once a year. I’m not sure why that is my best day but there must be something involved with gravity or the pull of the moon, Something like that. No, … More It’s Mayan Day!!!
I’ll bet by now you were thinking this blog was going to be about the dance. It’s not. As I’ve said before, I can’t dance. So how in the heck would I know what the rumba is? I’m talking about the portable vacuum cleaner that runs on its own. Yeah it’s kind a like a … More Doing The Rumba!!!!