If there really is a corn dog virus, I think they should shut down the corn dog on a stick vendors in the malls, as well as the vendors at the county fairs, yet I’ve heard nothing about this in the news or on social media. This is an outage! No wonder it’s still spreading … More Corndog Virus???
I’ve always wanted to hunker down. I’ve never had the opportunity to do it that I know of￼. What if I did have the opportunity but didn’t recognize it and may not ever have the opportunity again. I’ve been robbed of the experience of hunkering. I’m not sure what hunkering really is. I hear it … More Hunker down!!!
I have been requested to find out where the phrase ‘wake up and smell the coffee’ originated. Wow! Can opened, worms everywhere. It is really a hot topic where a number of people seemingly coined the phrase, including Ann Landers. That beats the second best, ‘wake up and smell the burnt bacon’ coined by Alice … More Wake up and smell the whatever!!!
Yesterday someone told me that I was the spitting image of my father. Naturally, I decked the guy. Comparing me and my father to some spit. The nerve.￼ What exactly is a spitting image? What immediately comes to mind is someone with the camera taking a picture of some spittle on the sidewalk. What is … More Spittin’ Image!!!
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and I’ve often said that it is the worst day of the year for men. You have to get flowers, take her out to dinner, give her chocolates or her favorite treat. and there’s still no guarantee that you’ll get what you want. Seriously, who wants to go out and wait … More I have to send them where???
That’s it. I’ve had it! I think I’m going to quit my job today. I know I’m disabled and retired and my only real jobs around the house are doing the dishes, folding laundry, and keeping the toilets clean. I don’t mind cleaning the toilets or doing the dishes, But I absolutely hate doing laundry. … More You want me to do what???
It’s very annoying to me that during an interview some people ask and answer their own questions. Example: “Do I think this is lame? Yes.”￼￼ Seriously, for some reason it drives me nuts. I used to have a teacher who would do the same thing. We were never able to answer the question that was … More Am I what!?!?
I’ll admit that when I was a teenager, heck, a bachelor, my bedroom got quite messy. but in today’s world it seems to be perfectly acceptable for teenagers to have so many clothes on the floor that you can’t see the floor. Apparently it’s called ‘floordrobe’ where you select your outfit from the piles of … More ‘Floordrobe’?? Are you kidding me???
It’s snowing pretty heavy outside this morning and it makes me wonder why the term ‘Cats and dogs’￼ is only used when it rains. We could use something similar that rhymes with cats and dogs. We could say it’s snowing ‘rats and frogs’. I feel very strongly about this. Maybe the term is only used … More It’s snowing cats and dogs!!!
I think it would be cool if refrigerators had a scale attached and they would only open if you have lost some weight.￼ For thinner people, it would scan you and open only if your BMI was within acceptable range. I would love it! Chubby guys like me wouldn’t be able to eat the left … More On a scale from 1 to 10…!!￼