The phrase, ‘By the same token’ is often misquoted as ‘At the same token’. That makes no sense at all. Maybe they mean to say ‘At the same time’. Even the correct phrase makes no sense, really. None of it does! If you can’t express yourself clearly, and you’re a public speaker, just quit. Become … More Are You TRYING To Drive Me Crazy???
This morning I got up early to enjoy a relaxing cup of coffee and watch the sunrise. I am now frozen. I’m like the Tin Man from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ only I’m not rusted. I’M FROZEN! Yes, I tried to pour the coffee on my head but it had frozen too. The coffee ice … More Help! Somebody? Anybody???
Last night I got the worst night sleep ever. Why? Because my CPAP machine attempted to kill me. I know! But it really did happen. I had acid reflux and woke up choking and breathing through that stupid thing and had to get up take three cough drops and a few scoops of peanut butter … More The Thing Tried To Kill Me!!!
I’ve heard so many people say, “I can to trust him as far as I can throw him.” This is ridiculous. Why would you want to throw someone to determine their level of trust? I know one thing for sure. If someone three me, I don’t think I would never trust them again. I just … More I Don’t Trust You!!!
My neighbor and I get together several times each week to solve some of the world’s most unanswered questions. Which ones? Mostly the ones he conjures up in his head. Even though he’s actually as crazy as a mime performing for the blind, I love him so I play along. His latest? Why are humans … More I’m So Bewildered!!!
Almost everyone I know absolutely loves the terminator movies. However, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger was completely out of his mind. In fact, even the director and writer we’re clearly advocateing reincarnation. He was saying that he would come back as Johann Sebastian Bach. No matter how I try to look at it, I just can’t … More You’re Terminated And You Won’t Be Bach!!!
I recently watched Forrest Gump again. That makes 1325×3 times. The story basically goes that Gump finds a pretty girl, beats the tar out of anyone who touches her and ends up with the pretty girl at the end of the movie. I wish I had known that would work when I was young. Other … More Forrest Gump to the rescue!!!