20-year-old burger???

Since the news broke about a McDonald’s hamburger bought 20 years ago and looking exactly the same as it did when it was purchased, I have decided I will only eat those burgers. I will live forever! McDonald’s vehemently denies that the burger could ever look like a fresh one. What else could they say? … More 20-year-old burger???

It’s hump day

The best day of the week for me is Wednesday because I can always count on the camel to remind me that it’s hump day. Even if you’re in a bad mood because you still have to work two more days in the week, it’s awfully hard to remain in a bad mood when there’s … More It’s hump day

And the verdict is…

I think jurors in murder cases should be chosen based on their astrology signs. That way they could come up with jurors who think similarly and eliminate so many hung jury mistrials. Sure, there would certainly still be some innocent people sent to prison, I don’t know a way to eliminate that problem, except maybe … More And the verdict is…