Recently, someone told me to check my ego at the door. Now I can’t remember where I checked it. Is it possible for someone to steal it? It’s awful being without my ego. I’m unable to brag, judge others and act as though I’m superior to everyone around me! How will I ever get by? … More Leave Your Ego At The Door!!!
No one should be surprised by paying four dollars for a drink at a place called ‘$tarBUCKS’. Subliminal? I think so. Either that or they’re putting crack in the ‘pumpkin spice latte’. I love them. I crave them. I would pay most anything for them. At some point I think we lose all common sense … More Who Took My Latte???
I don’t understand it when someone says they whispered sweet nothings in someone’s ear. What the heck is that? What is a sweet nothing? I would much rather have someone whisper “here’s $1 million! “￼￼ Seriously, what is a sweet nothing? I’ll tell you what it is, it’s nothing!! And if you’re going to give … More Sweet What Where???
“It’s one thing to do a little show with your friends and family. It’s another thing entirely with the room is filled with people who paid $15 to get up on stage and make strangers laugh -for an hour-tonight.” Robert Klein Is it Insanity that causes A person to get up on stage, especially when … More We’re Crazy People!!!
Dear friends, I haven’t given up on the on the blog. I found myself in a deep depression once again. I added a drug to my regiment. We’ll see how it goes… Love you guys! Jerry
Whenever I see a beautiful sunrise I think,’What’s the big deal?’ I’ve seen thousands of them and there’s gonna be another one tomorrow. In fact since I’ve been alive the sun has risen approximately 23,107 times. I say approximately because I spent a little time in Alaska and in Calgary, Alberta where the sun didn’t … More Beautiful Sunrise??? Bleh!
For anyone over 50 I’m sure we all remember the time when we felt that we were invincible. I know I did. The only thing that slowed me down was a tonsillectomy. Up until I turned 51, I thought sciatica was an Al Pacino movie. I think it’s always interesting to learn about different body … More Man, Am I Old Or What?