I always hear people say, “He threw me under the bus”. That doesn’t make sense. I’ve tested it on three different people now and it’s so much easier to push them in front of a moving bus. Plus bonus, it’s really easier on the back.
People say the craziest things. In matters of love, we hear things like, “I would climb the highest mountain just for your love.” I think the proper response should be, “Ok, you go climb Mt. Everest, bring back proof and we’ll talk.”
“I’d swim the deepest ocean to prove my love for you.” Really? That would only be proof that you’re a good swimmer and has nothing to do with your love for someone. And does it really matter how deep the water is? You’d be swimming on the surface.
I think more realistic sacrifices would get her attention. How about, I would get a job, make your car payment, send you flowers on your birthday, Valentines Day and our anniversary. Or maybe, I’ll take the trash out before it begins to fall off the top, help you with housework and kids and buy you jewelry for no particular reason and treat you like the lady you are. Of course if you really did climb Everest I think it would backfire because she would know you’re insane. Click here for more than 4,000 FREE short and funny blogs!Click here for check out my stand up comedy DVD!