I used to believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. As I grow older, I believe exclusively in the Tooth Fairy. She’s the only one that makes sense.
There’s no way I can believe in a jolly old elf that can make his way to every house, hut and shelter around the globe in one night. Absurd! Or a Bunny hopping all over the place hiding eggs and delivering baskets with candy. I know! Give me a break.
Mr. Sandman? He should be behind bars! Putting sand in people’s eyes will cause irreparable damage and should be punished to the full extent of the law! What a jerk. The man in the moon? He’s ok, I guess. At least all he does is give love advice.
The Tooth Fairy is completely believable. She doesn’t have to travel around the world in one night because not everyone loses a tooth on the same day. Plus, aside from meth heads and adults who get a set of man made choppers, which she’s not contractually obligated fiscally, it’s mostly only kids she has to visit. Easy peasy. Click here for more than a thousand FREE short and funny blogs!
Great observations on Santa and the Easter Bunny, that latter one really gave me hard work back in the early 1980s…My two daughters saw the Charlie Brown animation version and then nagged me if the Easter Beagle would be visiting us!
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Putting candy bars out in the bushes on a chilly April Sunday morning at 6am, thank goodness none of the neighbours were awake to see me.
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