Our fireplace is really just a space heater with phoney fire, but at least it looks fake. Not everyone can say that.
Fake fireplaces, fake Christmas trees, fake wreaths, candles to make it smell like a wax forest in our homes. Even fake snow so the ski resorts can open early and stay open longer. What’s next, fake wrestling and roller derby?
Fake rolex watches, fake designer handbags, fake nails and eyelashes as well as other body parts, and I don’t know if you’re aware of this but malls and department stores even hire fake Santas! I know!
When my kids were little, I never took them to a fake Santa so they would spill their guts with all sorts of very expensive things that I wouldn’t be able to afford. I didn’t need that kind of stress. So, they wrote Santa letters, guided by me, of course so they a always got what they wanted. I ain’t no punk.
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You’ll know the Retailers and their Ad Agencies will have excelled themselves when they take genuine articles and marketing them as ‘Fake fakes’…..
And folk buy them to show them off as ‘Fake fakes’
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You nailed it, Roger!
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Those teenage years spent reading Mad Magazine were not wasted ones!
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