With all of the ‘Porch Pirates’ stealing gifts, I think they should have to dress like a real pirate. Eye patch, gross teeth (although I’m pretty sure most of them already have meth mouth); the works. And when they’re caught, they would have to walk the plank 15 feet high into a kiddie wading pool.

That might deter these scoundrels from stealing Christmas presents from people. They’re like the Grinch only they are cowards. Surveillance cameras have proved to be useless because these dirt bags wear hoodies and attack so fast that you never see their faces.

There’s another possible solution. Wrap a box like a present and put it in a shipping box and then leave it on the porch for a few days. What is in the wrapped gift? Dog poo. I know! That would be hilarious! I’m going to do it. I suggest we all do it.

Or maybe fill the box full of confetti and rig a small, harmless explosive device just strong enough to spread confetti everywhere. Or maybe super glue the box to the porch. That would be fun to watch. How about wrapping up a tarantula? That might cause them to abandon their crooked ways and force them to take a shower after soiling themselves. Let’s have some fun! It’s not too late! Give the gift of laughter! Click here now!Click here for more than a thousand FREE short and funny blogs!
Good suggestion, in the UK if they can’t deliver they take it back leaving a card behind then you have to beg for it to be delivered at a certain time and sit very tight, woe betide you if you are out the second time!
I recall an experiment many years ago tried out by one enlightened area in the USA where kids starting off on crime were confronted by hardened lifers who lectured them in no uncertain terms about where they were going wrong.
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Es hat sehr viel Spaß gemacht, Ihren Artikel zu lesen. Linzy Ravid Monro
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