If I were a woman and a guy was trying to show his undying love for me by saying he would climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest ocean for me, I think I would say, “Awesome! Let me know when you get back and we’ll talk.”
We guys say some of the most ridiculous things to women to get a date. Dr. Laura, the famed radio shrink used to tell women that unless a guy was willing to swim through shark infested waters just to get you a lemonade, he wasn’t worthy of her love.
Seriously? Shark infested waters? Lemonade? First of all, the guy would never make it and what if she didn’t even like lemonade? How about I drive through Starbucks and bring you your favorite drink? I’m pretty sure women like their Starbucks more than lemonade.