Witness protection!!

I’m currently raising money for my 2020 presidential campaign. This is way more expensive than I thought. I honestly don’t know if I can get on the ballot. I’m certain I could get on it dishonestly, and it will probably come down to whatever nickname Trump gives me. Maybe ‘The Bomber’ because of my act. He would be justified in doing so.

Frankly, I like the names he comes up with for everyone. Rocket Man? Hilarious. He’s always been that way. He’s like a little kid in that way. I guess his Mommy never taught him that is rude to call people names and wear an orange thing on his head.

I think if he calls me ‘The Bomber’ or any other name during the election I will simply Laugh it off or ignore it all together. The bully has no power if his attacks go unnoticed. Completely disarming. I’m curious if the other candidates are going to be prepared with their own names for Trump.

In working on a few. Trumpovich, Pink Trump (Pink Floyd – The Wall), Teflon, No Tax Jack, pumpkin head, Troll Doll… That’s all I have for now, but I’ll come up with more. Maybe you can help! Click here for more than a thousand FREE short and funny blogs!


One thought on “Witness protection!!

  1. If you wanted to play ol’ fashioned good ol’ dirty politics you could refer to him as ‘That guy in the Whitehouse who got less votes than his rival’

    You should run. Under the slogan ‘What? Me Worry,’ and sprinkle your campaign with quotes from Groucho Marx, Mad Magazine of the 1950s & 60s and of course your own priceless one-liners….It’ll be a shoe-in I tell ya!

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