Signal ahead!!

I saw a sign that read ‘Signal ahead”. I told Heather to stop the car about 10’ ahead and began frantically waving down cars. I fired a flare gun. The fire department came and quickly doused the fire started from the gun. I even got a citation! Sweet! I don’t think we can take chances when we’re warned. I never eat those little moisture packets that come in New shoes and medicine bottles. Ever. They wouldn’t take the time and spend the money on the message if they didn’t mean it. There are many warnings of we just pay close attention. Here are just a few :


5 thoughts on “Signal ahead!!

  1. Another classic Jerry opener.
    I like that last one.
    The one which bemuse me is ‘Beware of Falling Rocks’….. I mean car vs rock?
    Are you expected to:
    1. Slap your foot down on the accelerator and get the heck out of there before one falls.
    2. Memorise all those action moves where the driver swerves off into open space and somehow lands the car (with amazing traction and suspension) safely.
    3. Just sing ‘Nearer My God To Thee’ and hope.

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