Put WHAT in your hair???

Here’s a little tip on how to keep your hair well groomed all day long. Plus, it’s way cheaper. First dye your hair the color of peanut butter. Then simply use peanut butter as hair product. For a different texture, use the crying kind. You’re welcome.

Your hair will smell great and other than the occasional attacks by birds, squirrels, and skunks, you shouldn’t have any trouble keeping your hair in great shape all day. Plus as an added bonus, by lunchtime you’ll still have enough to make yourself a peanut butter sandwich right from your hair!

There are so many pluses I don’t know why someone didn’t think of this along time ago. Let’s face it, regular hair product is really expensive in comparison to peanut butter. So you save money, look great, smell great, have lunch ready whenever you want it and get to make friends with a lot of great animals!

It’s genius! I will try to come up with more incredible ideas to help out my fellow men and women during this pandemic. I’ll keep you posted as the ideas come along. It’s good to have enough time on your hands to think outside of the box, or in this case, inside the jar.

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3 thoughts on “Put WHAT in your hair???

  1. I actually came up with this idea in 1956, when I was but a 5-year-old prodigy. Trouble was, my mother stifled my creative genius, stuck me in the shower and shampooed my hair 5 or 6 times, and threatened my life if I tried it again! I have to wonder how many other great ideas have been trampled in such a manner?

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