I have to come clean with something. Kim Jong Un is not really missing. He’s here in quarantine with me. Yesterday he sang rocket man on my karaoke machine. I’m telling you, this guy is a hoot!￼
There’s all sorts of speculation as to the North Korean dictator’s health status, but you can be sure of one thing – there will be another to follow him who will be just as bad or worse.
Right now the money is on his sister. Meanwhile his brother is about to get passed over again. I think if that happens I would stay out of his way. If he has the temperament of the rest of the family, he could wreak a lot of havoc. Let’s face it, these people really can’t take a joke.￼￼￼
If I lived there, there is no doubt in my mind that I would end up in prison or worse because I would never be able to pass up the chance of telling little people jokes. And if I saw him standing next to Dennis Rodman, I mean, come on now, who could resist that? I think I’ll just stay here in the good old USA and wear my mask.￼￼