If there really is a corn dog virus, I think they should shut down the corn dog on a stick vendors in the malls, as well as the vendors at the county fairs, yet I’ve heard nothing about this in the news or on social media.
This is an outage! No wonder it’s still spreading all over the world. I mean, who doesn’t love a good corn dog? Yet I see no convenience stores closed or food trucks (who sell the best corn dogs on the planet) shut down.
Actually, they wouldn’t even have to shut them down if they would just remove them off of the menu. Sure, Hot Dog On A Stick would suffer some, but that’s a small price to pay to end a pandemic don’t you think?
I’ve consumed many corn dogs in my life, but I’ve never become sick. Well once I did feel a little sick after eating an Oscar Meyer corndog but I always thought it was because the package said they expired six months earlier. That’s it! Everyone stop eating out of date corndogs and that’s the answer! Your welcome. No applause necessary. Just doing my job.