That’s it. I’ve had it! I think I’m going to quit my job today. I know I’m disabled and retired and my only real jobs around the house are doing the dishes, folding laundry, and keeping the toilets clean. I don’t mind cleaning the toilets or doing the dishes, But I absolutely hate doing laundry. I think I’m gonna start burning the laundry and when she starts to notice things are missing. I’ll just play dumb.
I could always hire a housekeeper and use our discretionary funds to pay her, but Heather always knows exactly how much is in there at all times. I know what I’ll do. I will make some counterfeit bills to replace what I spent on the Housekeeper. Brilliant! That is, until she goes to spend some money from the fund and winds up in jail. Then what? Should I confess or not?￼￼
If I confess, I will not only have to face the wrath of a judge but also a very angry wife. Maybe I can give the counterfeit bills to the housekeeper. She would have so many clients that she probably wouldn’t know where the money came from. Ha! Problem solved except if the housekeeper goes to jail I’ll have to start all over again.
This is getting really complicated. I guess I’ll just fold the stupid laundry and stop complaining. Oh, woe is me.￼￼￼