Jerry Mabbott's Blog

I think it would be cool if refrigerators had a scale attached and they would only open if you have lost some weight. For thinner people, it would scan you and open only if your BMI was within acceptable range.

I would love it! Chubby guys like me wouldn’t be able to eat the left over pizza in the fridge. I know what you’re thinking. The system can be beaten by simply driving through a fast food joint or buying ready to eat food at the grocery store. You would be right of course, or you could raid the pantry and have peanut butter sandwiches and chips.

Or you could just put one of your kids on the scale and the fridge would pop open. since it’s possible to beat nearly every system, if you get caught, a picture of you with the refrigerator open would automatically post to your Facebook page because obviously the refrigerator would be connected to the internet.

Also, Alexa would begin cursing you out. At first she would be nice and remind you that you shouldn’t be getting food from the refrigerator before she became mean, vulgar and downright hurtful. if that didn’t work she would team up with Siri and turn off your phone. in order to get your phone to work again you would have to do 50 sit ups while being surveilled by your in-home security system which is also connected to the Internet.

On the other hand, you could just buy Nutrisystem and forget the whole fridge thing. Much better idea. Never mind. 

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