OK, I admit it. I am the whistleblower. Now can we get on with this thing and end it one way or another? I’m missing out on some good TV shows.
I’m not certain, but I have a pretty good hunch that the whistleblower is a referee of some kind. All of them have whistles and use them a lot. in the NFL, a whistle is blown every time the play ends. In the NBA a whistle is blown every time there is a foul. the same with most sporting events.
And it’s not just for sports. Many roller rinks have someone who blows a whistle. You remember, “Couples only!” “Everybody skate!” Maybe it’s one of those guys.
Or perhaps it’s someone who can whistle really well with their mouth! Let’s see, Billy Joel whistles really well. Maybe it was him. It’s certainly worth an investigation. No, I think there have been enough investigations. Just out him and be done with it. The piano man? Outrageous.


