Before we begin, I must say that I am a big fan of country music. That being said, there are a lot of country songs with really weird names like, ‘Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post Of Life!’
There are plenty more. I’ll list as many as I can. Here goes:
Hmmm …
Am I Double Parked By The Curbstone Of Your Heart?
At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears
Come Out Of The Wheatfield Nellie, You’re Going Against The Grain
Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I guess we broke even
There are many more but some of these are the best because they’re absolutely insane. I hope you enjoy them.
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