That’s just crazy!!!

Before we begin, I must say that I am a big fan of country music. That being said, there are a lot of country songs with really weird names like, ‘Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post Of Life!’

There are plenty more. I’ll list as many as I can. Here goes:

Hmmm …

Am I Double Parked By The Curbstone Of Your Heart?

At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears

Come Out Of The Wheatfield Nellie, You’re Going Against The Grain

Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat 

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? 

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life? 

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart 

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line 

I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I guess we broke even

There are many more but some of these are the best because they’re absolutely insane. I hope you enjoy them.

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