My wife is trying to impeach me because I failed to clean the kitchen on Saturday. I’m worried that she has enough votes because she has swayed the opinions of the dogs￼.
I don’t even think there are articles of impeachment in place in our home, but there’s no doubt who the speaker of the house is. That was established more than 22 years ago and no vote was taken. It’s just the way things are in a marriage.
If I am impeached I will need to build a room for myself in the garage. I really wouldn’t mind that too much, except for the fact that I have no idea what I’m doing. I will need to buy saws of all kinds to cut the wood to make room for the car as well.
Maybe I can persuade one of the dogs with treats. During the vote they are supposed to bark once for impeachment and twice for my innocence. I have a good reason for not doing the dishes on Saturday, I have gout in my right foot and ankle. I just hope the dogs will take pity on me and vote for justice. Now, if you excuse me, I need to clean up the kitchen so it doesn’t happen again.￼￼￼￼￼￼