Since the news broke about a McDonald’s hamburger bought 20 years￼ ago and looking exactly the same as it did when it was purchased, I have decided I will only eat those burgers. I will live forever!￼
McDonald’s vehemently denies that the burger could ever look like a fresh one. What else could they say? I say turn a negative into a positive.￼￼ “Eat or food and live forever!” That would be the best ad campaign ever!
Also, it means that guy who ate every meal at McDonald’s for 30 days is full of it. He should have written about the new fountain of youth! I can’t wait to start this new diet, so I’ll start today! Sure, I might weigh 300 pounds, but I’ll live longer than Moses.