I am the best!!!

I always strive to be the best at whatever I do. It doesn’t always work, in fact I’ve only been able to accomplish perfection In one thing. I do a perfect impression of myself. I mean it is spot on!

I love doing impressions in my act. I did quite a few, such as Forrest Gump, Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, Kenny Rogers, Walter Brennan, Jimmy Stewart, Jack Buck and Hank Stram, and a few more. But the audiences kept getting younger and no longer recognized many of them, so I decided to do an impression of myself. No one else could do it better.

It is uncanny. I know! I even have all of my physical movements, nervous tics and facial expressions down to a T. By the way what does “down to a T” really mean? I must admit that I say it but I have no idea what it means. I think I need to add that when doing the impression of myself.

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2 thoughts on “I am the best!!!

  1. First pops up in the 1600s, meaning unclear, could refer back to the T square device, or the cross on a letter ‘t’ and someone thinks it’s to do with tee in golf.
    I’m sure there’s enough material there for you to work a routine with.
    Go for it!

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