I always strive to be the best at whatever I do. It doesn’t always work, in fact I’ve only been able￼ to accomplish perfection In one thing. I do a perfect impression of myself. I mean it is spot on!
I love doing impressions in my act. I did quite a few, such as￼￼ Forrest Gump, Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, Kenny ￼Rogers,￼ Walter Brennan, Jimmy Stewart, Jack Buck and Hank Stram, and a few more. But the audiences ￼kept getting younger￼ and no longer recognized many of them, ￼so I decided to do an impression of myself. No one else could do it better.
It is uncanny. I know! I even have all of my physical movements, nervous tics and facial expressions down to a T. By the way what does “down to a T” really mean? I must admit that I say it but I have no idea what it means. I think I need to add that when doing the impression of myself.