Many people talk about global warming, now others are convinced that we are headed toward another Ice Age. Come on guys, let’s all get on the same page. In the meantime, I’m going to put some icy hot cream on my brain and think about this.
Some people don’t believe in either global warming or the beginning of a new ice age. I think I would prefer the ice age. I don’t really enjoy heat so much, but I do like cold weather. Besides, Let’s face it, sometimes you just run out of ice. With an Ice Age￼ you can just walk outside and chip off as much ice as you want. Perfect!
Just think of it, no more running to the convenience store to get bags of ice when you run out during a party or what not. That problem can be a real party killer. I don’t want to be that guy, so bring it on.
To be sure that I am prepared for the Ice Age, I will now move to Antarctica to prepare for the future. Perhaps I should just move there permanently. That way, I won’t even notice when the Ice Age comes. I will encourage my family members and close friends to join me but they already think I’m nuts so I don’t think it’ll work. I’ll let you know how the icy hot experiment goes. You’re welcome.