Sweet What Where???

I don’t understand it when someone says they whispered sweet nothings in someone’s ear. What the heck is that? What is a sweet nothing? I would much rather have someone whisper “here’s $1 million! “

Seriously, what is a sweet nothing? I’ll tell you what it is, it’s nothing!! And if you’re going to give me nothing, sweet or not, just tell me about it. No need to whisper in my ear. I’m not deaf.

I think it might be all a ruse. According to the dictionary, it’s actually whispering sweet phrases or words into someone’s ear in a flirtatious manner. Perhaps the problem is that the person doing the whispering is not being sincere, therefore sweet nothings mean exactly that, nothing.

How rude! Don’t whisper sweet nothings in my ear, give me sweet somethings in my hand. Maybe Hershey kisses, if it needs to be sweet, How about a Reese’s peanut butter cup or an Oreo? Now those are sweet somethings which I would appreciate more than your sweet nothings. Agree?

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