I finally figured it out. People have been trying to understand this for millennials and I finally did it. What is the secret you ask? I discovered who built the pyramids. It just became clear. I walked out of my front porch this morning and looked up and they are right before my eyes was a perfectly formed and sealed wasps nest in the form of a perfect square.
The wasps did it! I know! I’m just as shocked as you are. They had all of the slaves working on what? If they didn’t have to build The pyramids then what did they have them do. I’m pretty sure I know the answer to that too I think they had them make sheets. There’s nothing so comfortable as Egyptian cotton sheets.
The real question is can cotton grow in Egypt? Recently, Egypt ranked #20 in cotton growing countries by volume. It is often said that 10 times as much “Egyptian Cotton” is sold as what is actually grown. What? That doesn’t even make sense. How can you sell more than you actually grow? By the way, Egypt does not import cotton.
Egypt either has the cotton or they don’t. At this moment, I couldn’t care less. I’m on my way to the emergency room because of all the wasp stings on my head. Wish me and luck.
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