I’m On Fire!!!

I love this time of year because you can have backyard fires. They are so much fun and so relaxing. I just love them. Not so much this year. We are having record heat and at 9 o’clock at night it’s still in the 90s and these are red flag warning days which means you can’t have a fire. I’m going to have one anyway. Up in my man cave. We are all expected to do some stupid things up there anyway.

I love my man cave. It’s a place where I can just go and get away from things, rest and relax if I need to, and I just got a PS4 so I can play my brother over the Internet. There’s only one problem. The Internet company that I’ve used for a long time doesn’t have a strong enough signal to allow me to play the games. So I blew up their building. That way they can’t even bill me. I waited until there was no one in the building so I didn’t hurt anyone

I did them a favor really. Now they can rebuild with the insurance money and build equipment that is much faster. See, everybody thinks I’m crazy but that’s just not true.It was a very logical, thoughtful and wonderful thing to do. Now they’ll be able to compete with their competitors. I am probably saved the company going out of business. Whatever, at least I have high speeds so I can play now.

Soon it will be football season and we’ll have to play Madden. The only problem with that is that I’ve never been good at that game. I panic which probably means I’m going to have some seizures during A game. My brother will keep on talking and telling me to call apply but of course I will be off drifting away into seizure land. That will be great practical joke on him. Heh, heh, heh.

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