I’m Completely Over Him!!!

You hear this a lot. The very fact that you say it means it’s not true. When you’re completely over someone, you will stop talking about them. They won’t even cross your mind. I don’t want to see you on an episode of dateline. That’s really not the best way to get the other person off your mind.

Some people are very lucky and meet their forever person in high school. That is really cool because He won’t ever know what it feels like when you mention your ex-wife And a glass suddenly catches you going the other way. That hurts! A suggestion I have is to consider therapy. You can talk all you want about your exes and I guarantee that the therapist won’t throw something at your head, unless she’s an ex. Or if you don’t pay your bill.

Somethings you just don’t get over no matter what. My biggest problem is getting over Oreos for good. They are my kryptonite. I love them so much. I have to have a family size package in the pantry at all times. Sometimes I stare at them. They’re just sitting in the pantry minding their own business and I walk inside the pantry and just stare at them wondering why am not able to get them out of my head.

Stalking cookies? How silly is that? At least I don’t stalk people. I’m just stalking cookies. Hey, stalking cookies reminds me of Christmas time. I always get some Oreos in my stocking. That’s why I do it? Now I don’t have to go see a therapist. I understand completely. Who am I kidding I definitely need to see a therapist. I have issues.

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