My Broadband Company Is Killing Me!!!

Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in the middle of ‘Green Acres’, where everyone has to share the same wifi signal. I know they didn’t have wifi on the show but times have changed. I get my wifi company on the phone and they ‘tweak’ something and the signal is strong. The next day, it stinks again. It’s like working at a job you hate when everyday is ‘Ground Hog Day’.

It is difficult to find a really good Internet service company because they all boast that they are the best and there are no downtimes, blah blah blah blah blah. Then you get the service and there’s always a problem. Who here has a good suggestion for a really good Internet service company? I really need to know because I’m about to kill someone.

I’m just kidding. I don’t think I could ever kill anyone, just pull a Tonya Harding on them so they always remember customer service is no joke. Who am I kidding? I don’t even own a baseball bat. For the first time I’m tempted to tap into my neighbors account. Of course I would ask for their permission first and they’re so sweet they would probably tell me me it was OK.

That takes kind of the fun out of stealing someone’s Internet signal. It’s like you’re in the middle of stealing a car and the owner comes out and says “It’s OK, I don’t really like that car anyway. I won’t report you.” Are you kidding me? That would never happen. Ever. No, instead of tapping into my neighbors Wi-Fi, I think I’ll just threaten to quit the service I have even though I have one year left on my contract. To me, their performance represents a breach of contract. Kind of like when your girlfriend pretends to like sports and then after you get married she gives you a really hard time watching games. Breach.

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3 thoughts on “My Broadband Company Is Killing Me!!!

  1. You surely aren’t expecting honesty and integrity from a big corporation, are you? Jerry, Jerry, Jerry … welcome to the 21st century, my friend, where the motto of all corporations is “there’s a sucker born every minute … let’s go out and find ’em!!!” And there aren’t any small broadband companies, for they can’t compete against the big guys. So … you’re screwed … we’re all screwed. I’m thinking of reverting back … no, not to dial-up … to two tin cans and a string!

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    1. You’re right, of course. Although I got pretty tough with then and they dropped the second year obligation and have me the introductory price with higher speeds for $30 per month cheaper! The customer service slogan fire most of these customers is… “Customer service is our middle…finger.

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      1. Know what else is a huge rip-off? Cable/Satellite t.v. We finally gave it all up, but they are still hounding us for the last month’s payment AFTER we discontinued our service. Sigh. They get you coming and going.

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