Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in the middle of ‘Green Acres’, where everyone has to share the same wifi signal. I know they didn’t have wifi on the show but times have changed. I get my wifi company on the phone and they ‘tweak’ something and the signal is strong. The next day, it stinks again. It’s like working at a job you hate when everyday is ‘Ground Hog Day’.
It is difficult to find a really good Internet service company because they all boast that they are the best and there are no downtimes, blah blah blah blah blah. Then you get the service and there’s always a problem. Who here has a good suggestion for a really good Internet service company? I really need to know because I’m about to kill someone.
I’m just kidding. I don’t think I could ever kill anyone, just pull a Tonya Harding on them so they always remember customer service is no joke. Who am I kidding? I don’t even own a baseball bat. For the first time I’m tempted to tap into my neighbors account. Of course I would ask for their permission first and they’re so sweet they would probably tell me me it was OK.
That takes kind of the fun out of stealing someone’s Internet signal. It’s like you’re in the middle of stealing a car and the owner comes out and says “It’s OK, I don’t really like that car anyway. I won’t report you.” Are you kidding me? That would never happen. Ever. No, instead of tapping into my neighbors Wi-Fi, I think I’ll just threaten to quit the service I have even though I have one year left on my contract. To me, their performance represents a breach of contract. Kind of like when your girlfriend pretends to like sports and then after you get married she gives you a really hard time watching games. Breach.