Home invasion is one of the most frightening things you can imagine. I know because it happened to me. I was upstairs playing on my Playstation 4 when I heard someone coming up the stairs. I quickly turned off the machine and hid. The good news is that Heather was the intruder and never saw me playing. Whew! That was close.
Later, when I came down stairs she demanded to know what I was doing. I lied and said I was napping. She said she checked the guest room and I wasn’t in there. I tried hard to come up with a valid excuse but she pistol whipped me until I confessed. Then she took away my Playstation. She’s tough.
I bought a new one. In fact, every time she takes one away, I just buy another one. To date, I’ve spent $3,843 on new Playstations. Ha! Until she checks our retirement account, she’ll never be the wiser. One day she’ll find out, but I’ll claim elderly abuse and as long as the judge isn’t a married woman, I’ll be fine.
It’s really not my fault. A man needs his game console. Watching a baseball game on TV is just not the same as playing a live game on that same TV. Men know this instinctively. Wives and girlfriends should understand that. By the way, I took away her pistol. I wonder if she bought another one.