I Don’t Trust You!!!

I’ve heard so many people say, “I can to trust him as far as I can throw him.” This is ridiculous. Why would you want to throw someone to determine their level of trust? I know one thing for sure. If someone three me, I don’t think I would never trust them again. I just use a polygraph machine.

This concept is awful and dangerous for people who are light of weight, except for “little people”. Never children. Every parent knows they are not to be trusted, but throwing even one will send you to the joint, and rightful so!

While in prison, you need to be able to trust your cell mate, so there’s no choice. You MUST throw him. But don’t be surprised if he throw you first, but only once. Multiple throws are just my meant to inflict bodily harm. If this happens, yell for help! The guy is obviously a lunatic.

Some people are obviously untrustworthy. Most any politicians, some car sales people, most jewelers, most pawn shop owners, some mechanics, gold diggers of both genders, the IRS and some attorneys. Oh, and some stock brokers. And that’s all I know about shrimp.

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6 thoughts on “I Don’t Trust You!!!

      1. Awesome Dante. Much appreciated :). For now you can just add your name to the list using the form on the link I sent. We’re looking to spread the word so if you know anyone else who is funny/creative feel free to share the link and our mission with them. Thanks again! You rock 🙂

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