My neighbor and I get together several times each week to solve some of the world’s most unanswered questions. Which ones? Mostly the ones he conjures up in his head. Even though he’s actually as crazy as a mime performing for the blind, I love him so I play along. His latest? Why are humans one of the only mammals, except for whales and dolphins without fur everywhere?
It’s very important stuff! We really believe aliens will destroy our planet if this question is not answered within a couple of months. You have been warned! Here’s Dennis contacting the mother ship. Ok, I just read what I wrote and I must be insane too! I doubt that many of you would argue that point. I know!
They are truly the best friends and neighbors a person could ever hope for. They do so much for us. In the past, if I forgot to take our trash can to the street, his amazing wife (Dennis is physically unable to) Carol does it. She’s done it for years. I tried to reciprocate. Now that I need to use a wheelchair outside (loaned to me by Dennis) I am also unable to help with that.
Tonight, we are going to their house for the best fried chicken on the planet. Carol used to be a professional cook and restaurant owner and her meals are incredibly delicious. I’ll forget about the scale tomorrow because tonight I’ll feast. She is awesome! I wonder what question he might have tonight.
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