You’re Terminated And You Won’t Be Bach!!!

Almost everyone I know absolutely loves the terminator movies. However, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger was completely out of his mind. In fact, even the director and writer we’re clearly advocateing reincarnation. He was saying that he would come back as Johann Sebastian Bach.

No matter how I try to look at it, I just can’t see Arnold playing the part of Bach.. I seriously doubt that he can even play the piano , let alone Writing a masterpiece. I would go so far as to say that Schwarzenegger has probably never even touched the ivory keys. From what I’ve heard the only thing he seems to touch are women.

I’ve only been fired at 10 different jobs. OK, it’s more like 30, but who’s counting? Actually I’ve only been fired once. I was working at a gas station in the olden days when you had a wad of cash in your pocket because everybody paid cash for their gas in those days. I worked one weekend and got fired on Monday because the manager said that I had embezzled money. That was ridiculous. A month later that guy along with his assistant manager were arrested and charged with embezzlement. Sweet vindication.

With several jobs when I was a kid I knew I was going to get fired as a dishwasher but I was smart enough to quit before I got fired. I don’t really care though because I hated that job. I can’t tell you how many times I broke plates by dropping them and had $20 apiece deducted from my paycheck. That’s just wrong. I got even with them though. I took a dozen eggs home with me. I’m sure they learned a valuable lesson. At least that’s what I want to believe.

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10 thoughts on “You’re Terminated And You Won’t Be Bach!!!

  1. I am the odd one out among people you know, for I’ve never watched a Terminator movie, and never felt any desire to. I doubt Arnold has ever even listened to Bach! I got fired once … by my own dad! Sigh. Other times, I’ve wished to get fired, but noooooo … no such luck!

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