We all know that Oprah gave Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz their start. What I just learned is that there was one who failed miserably on her show. Dr. Kevorkian was a total bust. No one would volunteer.
Can you imagine the show, ‘Doctor Death’? I know! I just don’t think he would have been able to pull the rating numbers. I think I’m going to become a doctor like Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura so I can be famous and solve everyone’s problems in 3 – 60 minutes.
Watching Dr. Phil is really frustrating. If you eliminate commercial time, he has a total of 44 minutes to solve his guests’ problems. It’s just not possible and it drives me nuts. I know he offers additional counseling, but this is television! Entertain me! It’s not about your patients, IT’S ABOUT ME!!
There, I feel better. Back to my plan. Since Oprah’s retired (Right. That lady is everywhere), I’ll need need to pick a popular show… Got it! Mr. Rogers! Wait, he’s what? Ok, how about a regular segment on ‘The View’? Bad idea. There would be bloodshed. I’ll think about it and get back to you. Any suggestions?