Seriously? An Investigation? What did I do???

I told a friend that I took Russian as my language requirement in school. Now I see black SUVs without plates outside my house 24/7 and my phone is making a strange noise. Oh, and I’m pretty sure I ran into Robert Mueller at the local 7-11. He was the clerk who prepared my hot dog, but still…

It’s gotten bad. My neighbors have begun putting up flyers encouraging people to impeach me. Impeach me from what? I know! I hold no office. I did in high school but do you think they would dig into my activities from 45 years ago?? And what could they do to me now?

I would much rather compete in a game of ‘Survivor’ with all of the adults on my block. I would be horrible at everything except fishing. The trouble is there are no fish, aside from pets, in the neighborhood. I’ve never been good at puzzles but maybe I could find some hidden immunity idols to keep me safe from the votes at tribal council.

Or how about a rousing game of duck-duck-goose? If I am kicked out of neighborhood, though, by whatever the means, my landlord is going to be very angry because we still have a year left on our lease.

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18 thoughts on “Seriously? An Investigation? What did I do???

  1. Joe McCarthy would be proud.
    There’s one way to solve that. Tell everyone you watch cricket on TV, they’ll soon forget about the Russian course….they’ll just stare at you a lot.

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      1. Dolphins!!!
        (Back in the 1980s when NFL had its first burst of popularity in the UK my sports (any sport)-fan Clare began to follow them and we all fell in line)

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      1. Y’see this is really why the American War of Independence brook out.
        What can one do with colonists who empty crates of perfectly good tea into a harbour and won’t play cricket?
        It was bound to result in conflict. ๐Ÿคจ

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      2. We like reading them!
        (And in this case working with the material)
        Keep on keeping on Jerry

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