If by crunches you mean the sound that bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do tons of crunches!
I think the ‘experts should get their act straight. I’ve heard that every piece of bacon you eat subtracts seven minutes of your life. I don’t believe it! If it were accurate, I should have died in 1826. Besides, the seven minute total would take away that time when I’m really old and decrepit. Who wants to live longer then?
Bacon is clearly the best food ever. I know! I’m going to go a little ‘Bubba from Forrest Gump’ on you here. There’s crispy bacon by itself, BLTs, club sandwiches, bacon burgers, bacon wrapped brussel sprouts, bacon wrapped asparagus, bacon wrapped turkey legs, bacon and egg sandwiches, bacon wrapped hard boiled eggs.
Bacon wrapped shrimp, bacon wrapped scallops, bacon and beans, bacon wrapped steak, bacon in meatloaf, bacon wrapped hot dogs and all sorts of sausages. And that’s all I have a say about that. Please add more in your comments. I need and will have some bacon today!