It’s Half Full!! Wait! Half Empty!! Oh, I Don’t Know!!!

I was feeling philosophical once and I took a glass out of the liquor cabinet and filled it half full of scotch. I asked my parents if it was half full or half empty. My Dad said, it depends on whether you’re drinking or pouring. He downed the scotch and left the room. Well played, Dad. Well played.

I’m not really sure what a philosophical is but apparently you’re supposed to wax it once in a while. I think about that phrase, waxing philosophical very deeply sometimes, to the point where I begin to even question my own existence.

I suppose it has something to do with deep thought and questions. Or does it? Who knows? I simply call that process pondering because I usually do it while waiting for the fish to bite at the pond. Now that makes sense!

There was Aristotle, Plato, Confucius, Marx, lots of them. Who would be our great philosophers today? Hmmm, really deep thinkers… How about Kim Kardashian? Every time she is asked a question she must be in deep thought because she just stares at you for a while. Yep, I’m going to go with her.

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