I Need To See A Witch Doctor!!

Last week I told Heather I needed to go to the doctor’s office. She asked, “Which doctor?” I said “No, just our family doctor.”

I’m not sure what a witch doctor does. Do they only treat witches? Do witches even have health insurance? Glinda Care? I don’t think they make enough cash to pay for surgeries. Maybe annual checkups. These questions were not made clear in ‘The Wizard of Oz’, ‘Practical Magic’ or ‘The Witches of Eastwick’.

I think the most common ailment treated by witch doctors would be wart removal. And perhaps nose jobs. Are witch doctors also certified plastic surgeons? I don’t think so, but I’m not sure the AMA would go after them and risk getting cursed.

Someone once paid for me to go visit her Shaman, but I didn’t go. There is nothing wrong with my spirit, at least I don’t think so. Besides, I’m allergic to incense. Do they even use incense? I have no idea. I have enough trouble dealing with normal health issues. I don’t think I want someone messing around with my inner being. What about dental?

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2 thoughts on “I Need To See A Witch Doctor!!

  1. LOL. Lots of Dermatologists.

    “Doctor, what’s the prognosis?”

    “Let’s see, Mr. Mabbott, you have a bad case of ooh ee ooh ah ah, tin, tang walla bing bang! ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!”

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