Ladies! Stop Hitting Each Other!!!

I asked Siri to play some music I would like. Suddenly Alexa said, “I can do that”, and it was on. A huge fight! A smart phone vs a remote. I tried to break it up but wound up with a nasty rectangular bruise on my forehead, a broken phone and remote.

It’s the worst fight I’ve ever been a part of. My TVs are broken, as is my phone, one computer, Heather’s phone and the computer in the car. It was crazy! Lightning bolts throughout the house and property. I guess my neighbors thought it was a light show. I wonder if some of their stuff was impacted too. Best not to mention it.

I wish I would have had one of those panic rooms. I don’t think I would ever come out. As long as we had a good supply of food and water… Oh, and Wi-Fi. Gotta have Wi-Fi. And a TV with no Firestick this time. There would be nowhere to hide if another fight ensued.

All I know right now is that the house is a wreck, things are broken and my head hurts. Wait, I just took a nap and walked around the house and everything is just fine. Must have been a crazy dream. I’m going to build that panic room anyway.

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