Heather and I were playing ‘Trivial Pursuit’ with some friends when one of the other guys got the question, ‘If you’re in a vacuum and someone calls your name, could you hear it?’ He told thought it over and asked, “Is it on or off?” Knucklehead.
Playing games with friends or family can be very dangerous to the relationships. Especially if you cheat like me… I mean like others do and get caught. No more game night, Easter, Thanksgiving or Christmas. Come to think of it, no holidays with relatives you don’t like would be pretty cool.
No more rushing around trying to hit every house in the family or worse yet, hosting a dinner party for everyone. It’s so exhausting! And there’s always one who won’t go away, no matter how late it is. The only thing I can think of in that case is where to hide the body.
When everyone finally leaves, you still have an hours worth of work to do just cleaning up the kitchen. I hate that. So now on every holiday Heather tells everyone I’m in the hospital and can’t receive visitors. It’s awesome. It might be easier to just cheat at the games.