I’ve Been Kidnapped!!!

We took Heather’s Mom to brunch. It was magical and by that I mean they had a guy doing table magic. I asked him how he did a trick and he said, “I could tell you but I would have to kidnap you, never to return.” I said, “I understand. Could you tell my Mother-in-law?”

Mothers-in-law sure become the butt of a lot of jokes. I guess it’s just that they are pretty easy targets. The truth is since I have had four of them (I know!), I’ve only had one that I couldn’t stand. She was a jerk who stole thousands of dollars from me. It’s a long story and not a bit funny in the least so I’ll spare you the gory details.

I love my current mother-in-law. In fact this Sunday I’m taking Heather, her sister Stef and my Mother-in-law Judy to a nice Mothers Day brunch. I also love my first one and my third one. Wonderful ladies.

Sure I poke fun at their cooking, especially my current one. Her dinners are perfect every time. McDonald’s rarely screws up a burger. Just kidding. She orders from Wendy’s. See what I mean? I’ve got to stop!

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