Instead of saying “May the fourth be with you” as I’m certain I’ll see all over Facebook and Twitter today, I super glued Legos all over my neighbor’s truck. It really looks like a star cruiser now. I also bought a one way ticket to Mexico. Adios!
I guess a lot of Start Wars fans really live for this day. I’ve already noticed advertising by taverns for “May the fourth be with you” parties with prizes for the best costumes. Great, that’s what we need. A bunch of drunken wanna be Jedis roaming the streets with light sabers. Those things are real, right?
The police departments have threatened to tase anyone who gets out of hand so I suggest you wear a real Storm Trooper suit. That way you’ll be safe… Uh wait a minute, has Storm Trooper armor ever saved even one Trooper in any of the movies?
New plan. Cram yourself into an R2-D2 Droid and if you’re confronted by angry police officers, simply project all of the ‘Police Academy’ movies. That’ll keep them distracted for hours. Especially by that dude who mimics everything so well. That guy is great.