I dreamed I was talking to a dog when she said I would going to an exotic island and would be held captive by 327 turtles. Fortunately they are slow so I escaped. I woke up to realize it was all true. I’m exhausted.
Dreams can be really awesome, boring, peaceful and sometimes just really weird and stressful. I think we all dream but some people don’t remember their dreams but most do. My wife has the strangest of dreams. I love to hear all about them because they’re insane. Crazy. Nutso.
They’re always so adventurous and fun. I want those too so I started taking her medication as you can tell by the first paragraph, I think it’s working. I’m just kidding. I know you’re not supposed to take someone else’s medication so I only do it on the last Wednesday of the month. Also every other Sunday. And every Saturday, but that’s all.
I love dreams where I meet up with old friends with whom I haven’t spoken with in a very long time. Last week I dreamed I got together with Wyatt Earp. He had many interesting stories to tell. He liked Kurt Russell’s version of him but hated Kevin Costner’s attempt. Me too.