I received a call yesterday. The guy identified himself only as a ‘Government Agent’. I said, “I know.” He said, “How could you possibly know?” I said, “This phone has no sim card, no battery, and it’s broken.” Little guy 1, The Man 0.
I wonder how many ways we are under surveillance by the government. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a conspiracy theorist or nut job but there is some hard evidence that I’ve been tracked for a very long time. As long as I can remember, each time I visited a theme park and looked at the directory it was always marked ‘You are here.’ I know! Creepy.
Not just theme parks either. It also happens at the malls. Every one of them. I’m telling you, someone is tracking my every move. Now I learn that cameras on my cell phone, tablet and computer can be turned on remotely and someone can observe me.
I’ve even read that the new Smart TVs can be used to spy on us. Even though I have nothing to hide, I don’t want anyone spying on me. I’ve placed duct tape over all cameras and will only use a 19″ black and white television and I avoid any place that has a directory. That should hold them off for now.