When we first married, I was a pretty stubborn knucklehead. One day I came home and found a note on the fridge. It read “This isn’t working. I’m going to my Mom’s for a while.” I opened the fridge and thought, “The light came on and the beer is still cold. What the heck is she thinking?”
A good refrigerator is a necessity in most of today’s first world countries. I know it’s different in some where a trip to the market is made for food for the day. Sometimes I think that would be kind of cool until I remember I would most likely go to Walmart everyday. I would rather have an anvil dropped on my head. Where is Wile E Coyote when you need him?
We watch ‘Hoarders’ a lot. Their refrigerators either don’t work or are so gross they are rendered useless. The benefit of watching the show is that we always clean the house afterward and sometimes the refrigerator too, just in case.
I guess what I’m alluding to is that watching ‘Hoarders’ has given us obsessive compulsive disorder. I think that can be nearly as bad in some ways. There’s no TV show for overcoming OCD, so I guess we’re stuck. I think I’m going to buy some plastic covers for the furniture today.