Where Is He?????

A woman went to the police station to report her husband missing. She said she tried calling and texting but got no answer. She gave them his picture. The officer said he’s sure they’ll find him. She said, “Great! When you do, please tell him that my mother didn’t come after all.”

I think most Mothers In Law are loved. Traditionally it’s fun to make jokes about them. I’ve only had one bad one out of four. I know! People ask me all the time, “How could you get married four times??” It’s easy. Just get three divorces. Actually one was annulled so it shouldn’t count. I keep a minister and a lawyer on retainer.

Fortunately the last one stuck. Mostly because she hung in there until she broke me. I don’t mean that as a negative. It was much the same way that a cowboy tames a horse, although I must say that the bridle, bit and blinders were a bit much.

As a result, we will be celebrating our 20th anniversary next week! I know! She shattered the old record of eight years. I have her a gold medal and inducted her into my wives Hall of Fame. I commissioned an artist to create a bronze statue of her to put outside and had a Super Bowl sized ring made for her. She’s earned it.

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3 thoughts on “Where Is He?????

    1. Ha! I was hoping people would think so. My favorite is ‘They say that dogs can sense disaster coming on. I think it’s true because when we learned that my mother in law was coming to stay, he got on a bus and we haven’t seen him since.’

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