A cop pulled a car over and found only a teenaged boy. The cop said, “What the heck are you doing? You were weaving all over the road!” The kid said, “I’m sorry, I’m learning how to drive.” “Without an instructor??” “Its ok, officer. It’s an online course.”
I remember learning to drive. I already had a car and we lived out in the country so it was easy to get plenty of experience. When it was time to get my license, I was ready. I flunked! I know! The guy said that I didn’t have my hands at ten and two like I was supposed to, I used my left foot to break and that I drove way too fast.
Wuss. I’ve never done the ten and two thing in my life. It just never felt comfortable. When I went again, I got the same guy. I flunked again! Seriously? The guy said I did the same things as the first time. I asked, “Did I weave on the road?” He said, “No but that wasn’t the problem. You need to follow the rules!”
I had only one more attempt before a long waiting period and I would have to repeat the drivers education course. I don’t think so. I went back for the third attempt and got the same guy again! He was kind of freaked out. I did the same things only much faster this time.
He passed me! Sweet! He explained that I was still a terrible driver but he didn’t want to take the chance of being my first victim. Heh heh heh.
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